1) Boobs 2) ??? 3) Death

I get that it’s totally cliche and well-understood to point out that teen slasher movies, of the Friday the 13th and Halloween variety, seem to have a disturbing fascination with punishing young women for having sex. But there’s a side to this trend that I don’t think has been discussed quite as much, and is frankly even more disturbing to me.

While it’s annoying on a certain level that you can watch Nancy’s friend having sex in A Nightmare on Elm Street and literally just know that she’s about to die, there’s also a certain endearing quality to the way your old-school teen slasher movies tried to preach Sunday School morality even as they gleefully ripped people to pieces. It’s not forgivable or, needless to say, persuasive, but it’s amusing in much the same way that your cranky old grandfather is amusing.

But the dull predictability of sexy female deaths in B-movies up to the present day has long since worn out its welcome. And the side to this trend that I was referring to, the one that bothers me far more than it amuses me (because as to the latter, it doesn’t), is that modern B-movies seem determined to convince us that not only will psychopathic serial killers target young women who are ostensibly sluts, but that the very forces of nature themselves conspire to punish women for such crimes as necking, bathing, and not being entirely dressed. Observe:

boobs=death

 

So basically, even piranhas, crocodiles, and, uh, ghosts target women who commit the crime of not keeping their breasts under wraps at all times. I wouldn’t be inferring any kind of social commentary from this trend if it weren’t so depressingly predictable. And the fact that the women so often die while naked sure seems to suggest that the death and gore are an integral part of the porn. I think our culture gets off not only on seeing boobs, but on punishing women for letting them.

As an antidote, I recommend Teeth, a movie that punishes men for being rapists and douchebags rather than women for having bodies.

Michael Bay is a hack, and other unsurprising news

What ultimately makes a hack a hack, rather than an artist, is that his or her work serves to reinforce existing norms, rather than to say anything truly thought-provoking or subversive. Turn off your brain, question nothing, thanks for your ten dollars.

And the disturbing part is that, as long as you’re reinforcing those norms, you can expose children to the most vile kind of shit, and parents won’t complain. I made this post solely because these two reviews of Transformers 3 dovetailed in that direction:

Walter Chaw’s review at Film Freak Central:

Perhaps it’s time to have this conversation at some level of our culture that going into a movie deaf and blind to messages like “women are things” and “Arabs are evil” and “African-Americans are scairt” is exactly what Bay and his co-producer Steven Spielberg (for shame, man) want you to do, hope that you do, because imagine what would happen if anyone with any kind of infant moral compass were to notice that they’ve taken their 9-year-old to a movie this ugly and hateful.

And Caroline Heldman’s review on her blog:

Transformers 3 is pitched as a “family movie” and the film studio carefully disguises it as such with misleading movie trailers showing a story about kid’s toys. (Okay, I still have an Optimus Prime robot…) Young kids were abundant at both screenings I attended, taking in the images with little ability to filter the message.

I’m not one to engage in “think of the children!” rhetoric, but that’s exactly it – the conservative moralists who are constantly shouting, “Think of the children!” are probably the least likely to have a problem with exposing children to the rampant sexism, racism, and jingoism on display in Bay’s Transformers movies. Because what those moralists fear far more is raising children who think critically about such things. Because that’s not what good capitalist drones do. So remember, kids: Turn off your brain, question nothing, and give Michael Bay your ten dollars.

TV Review: “Falling Skies”

Falling Skies

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You can watch full episodes on TNT’s web site! :O

I’ve always wanted to do more TV and movie reviews on this blog. Not to mention book reviews. Game reviews. All sorts of reviews. I’m hoping that in the future I’ll find the energy to step that up. So in the spirit of getting my ass in gear, I’ll review Falling Skies, TNT’s new alien invasion series.

Falling Skies stars Noah Wyle as Tom Mason, a former history professor whose tenure track got disrupted by the annihilation of most of humanity by an invading alien army*. Mason actually specialized in military history, which puts him in the helpful position of being able to spend his off-time debating whether humanity’s situation is analogous to the American revolutionary forces, the Native Americans, or the Athenians at Marathon.

Noah Wyle in "Falling Skies"

"So what do you think of that last battle? Were we like the Germans at Teutoberg Forest or the Boers at Majuba Hill?"

By and large, the show seems to have implicitly decided on the first choice, and throws a lot of American flags and other patriotic imagery on the screen whenever possible. I’d like to think that American exceptionalism wouldn’t survive the first wave of the alien invasion, but maybe I’m being naive.

Falling Skies obviously isn’t the first show to use an ongoing alien invasion as an overarching plot. Earth: Final Conflict and V come to mind, but neither comparison really applies, because Falling Skies isn’t really sci-fi for sci-fi nerds. (Neither is the new V, truth be told, but I was thinking more of the old.) Don’t get me wrong, the relatively light exposition isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but this show is centered heavily around the action, and the action, while very well done, quickly gets repetitive. Four episodes in, it already feels like a 90-minute sci-fi action movie that’s being stretched out.

I like the idea of a TV show about resisting an alien invasion over the long term. But if it’s just going to be a bunch of gun battles with aliens anyway, I’d kind of rather just see them kick the aliens’ asses off the planet and be done with it. If the show wants to hold interest and avoid being repetitive, it needs to background the aliens and foreground the survival aspect. Some might argue that it does, but I disagree with those hypothetical people, because I feel like the scenes that do focus on survival are rather shallow, uninteresting, and populated far too heavily with annoying child actors. Those repetitive gun battles end up being the most well-done part of the show.

The reason I feel that the scenes of survival are shallow is that they, too, have been pretty repetitive so far, and they don’t even convey as much material as the scenes focusing on aliens. For all the show’s avoidance of exposition, we know more about the aliens than we do about things like how the survivors bathe or wash their clothes. All of the survival scenes to date mostly consist of a Mexican girl causing consternation because she still has faith in God, and people complaining about the food. The only bright spot in the non-alien realm of the show is Pope, the leader of a band of typical post-apocalyptic outlaws; he’s a bright spot not because there’s anything particularly original about his character (just read the first part of this sentence again, seriously), but because of the outstanding and over-the-top performance from Colin Cunningham. Pope and his outlaws would have made a great minor antagonist to balance out the aliens and thus add some variety, but sadly they closed that opportunity off in the show’s pilot.

Maxim Knight in "Falling Skies"

"Can you maybe not talk till around season five?"

Speaking of mostly-forgotten 90s’ sci-fi shows, Falling Skies brought another comparison to mind as I was watching it: Earth 2. And the reason I thought of that is because there’s one thing I really dislike about both shows: too much focus on the damn little kids. I understand the impulse, when you’re writing a show about the survival of humanity, to focus heavily on the children. They are the future of humanity, after all. But the poor child actors just aren’t up to the task of carrying all that symbolic weight. No matter how well you write them, they’re going to be annoying. But you’re probably not going to write them well anyway, because it’s easier to just make them precocious and prone to talking a little too much like an adult. (Don’t feel bad; even Nathaniel Hawthorne made that mistake.)

So to sum up, my verdict on Falling Skies is this: good action, a couple good characters, but overall a fairly bland and uninteresting show outside of the alien-shooting parts. Has potential to improve.

*On balance, it may be an alien navy. Let’s just hope it’s not an alien coast guard, or we’ll really be fucked when their army and navy show up.

Just so we’re clear, Bill Cosby is an asshole

Bill Cosby

Asshole.

Conservatives have this thing where they think that liberals are all posers who are trying to be hip and tolerant by never, ever criticizing black people who aren’t Clarence Thomas. (I’ll give them credit for noticing that we think that Clarence Thomas is also a gigantic asshole.) It’s not, by and large, true, of course, but that goes without saying. Anyway, the reason I mention this is because I’m bringing up the fact (or my opinion, I suppose) that Bill Cosby is an asshole not in response to anything Bill Cosby has done lately but in response to Ben Shapiro and his latest delusional ramblings.

Shapiro’s on another kick about how Hollywood is run by liberals out to destroy traditional values, and this time he’s talking about how those filthy, man-hating liberals have used TV to tear down our cultural construct of the father figure. Alex Pareene at Salon does a good job taking apart Shapiro’s arguments (to use the term loosely). I wanted to zone in on a particular father figure that Shapiro mentions:

Cliff Huxtable (The Cosby Show, 1984-1992)

The last gasp of the conservative father on television came not from a retrenchment of conservatism but from liberals who wanted to assure blacks that not every television show about blacks had to take place in a junkyard or the streets. The result was one of the great conservative characters of all time: a traditional father who is successful in his career and authoritative at home.

Shapiro’s notion that Bill Cosby’s career was itself a liberal plot is actually pretty mind-bogglingly racist on its own, but skip that for now. What I find striking here is that Shapiro thinks that Cliff Huxtable is some kind of liberal hero just because he’s a successful black character. If anything, Cliff Huxtable is a character designed to let privileged whites feel not-racist by presenting them with a black character who has enough middle-class and male privilege that they can palate watching him on TV.

Those shows that Shapiro refers to that take place “in a junkyard or the streets” were actually a damn sight better as a portrayal of black people than what came before them. Prior to shows like Sanford and Son, black characters pretty much only got significant air time if they were appropriately subservient to whites (see: Julia, Beulah). When Red Foxx and others like him came along in the 70s with a willingness to put black characters on TV who weren’t in white-approved roles, that was what I would regard as a step forward. Black people who work in junkyards are people, too, after all. But Shapiro doesn’t really think so – he’s only willing to give a black guy a pass if that person is “a traditional father who is successful in his career and authoritative at home.”

I suppose my point is that liberals – at least ones who aren’t themselves suffused with middle-class privilege – are likely to be more interested in a portrayal of a working-class character like Fred Sanford than Yet Another Middle Class Character (But Black!) like Cliff Huxtable. That alone probably wouldn’t make Bill Cosby an asshole, but let’s be serious, the dude is a privileged motherfucker who criticizes lower-class black people for not having the foresight to be born with access to a well-funded magnet school and get an athletic scholarship for college. That’s why conservatives love him, of course, because when they hear a black guy saying it they get to feel less racist for feeling the same way, but Cosby’s skin color doesn’t make him any less wrong. So, y’know.

Movie Analysis: Man, Woman, and the Wall

Man, Woman, and the Wall posterIMDb Page

Watch it on Netflix (if you have Netflix)

Man, Woman, and the Wall is a Japanese movie I stumbled across on Netflix while looking for gratuitous nudity. In this particular case, I found a great deal of nudity, but none gratuitous.

Now, the distinction between gratuitous and non-gratuitous nudity is not incredibly important to me. The moral ambivalence at the core of American culture thrives on the term, because people want to see boobs, but they also feel they need a justification for that desire beyond the desire itself. So they imagine that enjoying nudity that’s “necessary” to the plot of the movie is less prurient and juvenile.

The truth, of course, is that nudity is never necessary to the plot. The plot of a movie – or a book, or anything else that has a plot – is not sacrosanct and is almost never inevitable. Yes, this includes the plot of any Shakespeare play, any great novel, and any classic movie. If a director doesn’t want to show boobs, they can change the plot of the movie to avoid it, and it’s entirely possible that the movie won’t be any worse for it. Or, if they want to titillate the audience without getting an R-rating, and are willing to sacrifice verisimilitude for that purpose, they’ll do something idiotic like depict a stripper who doesn’t strip, or a woman who just had sex with her lover but keeps her breasts carefully covered.

That being said, the nudity in Man, Woman, and the Wall is entirely necessary. It’s not necessary to the plot. You could easily write a movie about voyeurism without actually showing any nudity – turn to the Lifetime Channel right now and there’s about an even chance that you’ll see an example. But that movie wouldn’t be about what this movie is about. A Lifetime movie about voyeurism, a squeaky clean one with plenty of implied, above-the-shoulders nudity, reinforces the cultural norm; it allows the viewer to watch at a safe distance, condemning the antagonist without participating in his crime. In a sense, this is antithetical to the visual nature of television.

A movie like Man, Woman, and the Wall attempts to be much more challenging to those norms, and in some ways it succeeds. It doesn’t defy or condemn the voyeurism taboo, but it questions it by placing the viewer in the middle of it and examining its boundaries. Less than five minutes into the movie, Ryo has already started deliberately listening in on his next-door neighbor through their mutual wall. This entirely non-visual form of voyeurism tends to raise fewer red flags for the moralists, but in a sense it’s more unsettling because it’s less clear what Ryo gets from it. At the very least, his intent is clearly sexual – he masturbates while listening in more than once.

Ryo is hardly a noble protagonist. In fact, he’s pretty creepy. But you can’t watch the movie and condemn his actions at the same time, because as the viewer, you’re getting much more titillation out of it than he is. As he listens to Satsuki shower, we actually see it, with the camera panning sensuously up her body, prominently displaying her breasts for several seconds. To paraphrase Professor Farnsworth, who’s the real voyeur?

Television is an inherently voyeuristic medium even outside of a sexual context, a fact which is more obvious than ever in the recent glut of reality TV and shows filmed in a pseudo-documentary style. Americans attempt to deny this fact by maintaining a superficial, entirely visual level of censorship which does nothing to truly mask the sexual nature of the content. Man, Woman, and the Wall exposes this false distinction by breaking that thin veneer of censorship. If Ryo can masturbate while simply listening to Satsuki having sex, are we really getting anything more explicit because we also see it?

Admittedly, the visual element of the medium allows for some easy shortcuts. A master writer like Nabakov can force this sort of participation on us through words alone; even if we don’t really sympathize with Humbert Humbert (as we shouldn’t), when reading Lolita we can feel the same charismatic pull that allows Humbert to win the trust of everyone around him. By addressing his narrative to his jury, he attempts to place on the reader a responsibility to judge his actions without the kneejerk reaction to pedophilia most people feel in their gut.

I say all this to point out that, in place of such artistry, the director of Man, Woman, and the Wall pretty much gets his point across by showing boobs. I won’t pretend it’s any more than it is – it’s boobs. Attractive boobs, no less. They’re shown with an intent to arouse the portion of the audience that likes boobs. It’s the bald directness of this fact that conveys the point, however.*

What the director does deserve credit for, on the other hand, is his insightful portrayal of the motivations of a voyeur. Oddly enough, I’m not talking about Ryo here. The story of his relationship with Satsuki is a bit of unconvincing romantic comedy fare tolerable primarily because of the presence of boobs. But Satsuki’s boyfriend, Yuta, also turns out to be a voyeur, and he turns out to be one of the real-life kinds of voyeur. This revelation makes the otherwise whimsical movie take a turn for the ugly.

What the director exposes through Yuta is that, like virtually every male-controlled gender interaction, voyeurism is ultimately about power. While the act of seeing his own sexually intimate girlfriend naked seems innocent on the surface, Yuta gets off on the lack of consent. From the beginning of the movie, Satsuki is being sexually harassed by a telephone stalker. After every call, she gets scared and calls Yuta over to comfort her. It’s no real surprise when Yuta turns out to be the caller; his clandestine stalking is not some quirky attempt to see her more often, but a malicious act of control. Later, he installs a camera and microphone in her apartment without her knowledge. This time, when he calls her as her stalker, he watches her on his computer and masturbates, and for the first time, he declines to come to her apartment to comfort her. Instead, now that he has the camera, he chooses to remain the voyeur so that the lack of consent can be maintained.

His obsession with control becomes more obvious when Satsuki begins defying his expectations. Satsuki and Ryo eventually become friends, with her still unaware that he’s listening in on her, and when Satsuki eats dinner at Ryo’s apartment one night, Yuta becomes enraged. He’s angry not because she’s eating dinner with another guy, but because she’s not in her apartment when he expects her to be, and thus not subject to his unconsented watching.

What follows is the most disturbing scene of the movie. When Yuta arrives at Satsuki’s apartment, he’s desperate to take control of Satsuki back, and so he forces her to bed. With her wrists bound as Yuta has sex with her, she weepingly says, “I don’t want this.” The movie allows no ambiguity that this is an act of rape.

The connection between voyeurism and rape is one that few people pick up on, which is why I was impressed when this movie did. Now, I’m certainly not saying that all voyeurs are rapists. But am I saying that voyeurism and rape are related? Yes, very much so. Not in the sense that conservative moralists mean it – I’ve seen the term “visual rape” used to describe voyeurism before, and that’s bullshit. Voyeurism is not rape, and the idea that it is is based on a fundamentalist concept of feminine purity, a belief that no man should see a woman naked except her husband.

But I’m not being soft on voyeurism here. It stems very much from the same set of motivations as rape: power, control, objectification. It’s an assertion that the female body exists for the enjoyment of men, when and where the men want it, whether or not the woman wants it. It’s an assertion that women aren’t entitled to privacy, because that privacy inhibits the control over them that men are entitled to.

Privacy is the crucial distinction here, because I don’t believe that appreciating a woman’s body is necessarily sexist or objectifying. If a woman is naked on a beach, or on a movie screen, or in any other public or semi-public context, looking at her is hardly a crime. But if she’s in a place where she should be able to expect privacy, to violate that privacy is a crime. I’ll even take this point further than some would: if you look out your window and see a woman next door undressing through her window, looking is not wrong. If that view is available to you on your own property, letting those photons hit your retinas is not going to hurt anyone. It might be considered creepy or, by many, rude, but the key fact here is that the viewer is not in control. He can’t decide when the naked woman will be visible, or if she’ll be visible – she decides that.

The line is crossed when the viewer decides to seize control, by planting cameras, by sneaking onto the woman’s property in order to peek through her blinds, or by drilling a hole in her wall. This is why, like rape, voyeurism is about control.

This all leads up to a critical difference between Yuta and Ryo. Ryo hears Satsuki through her wall and listens – while creepy, this isn’t a violation. Pressing a microphone against the wall is a lot more ambiguous, ethically speaking, but whatever your opinion on that, I have no real desire to defend Ryo in this situation. What’s important is that he doesn’t listen to Satsuki in an attempt to control her, but in an attempt to know her. He wants to sincerely learn about her, and when they finally truly meet, he treats her as a person rather than an object, as Yuta does.

Don’t get me wrong – while Ryo’s a decent guy in the movie, I don’t believe for a second that this sort of thing happens in the real world. If I knew a guy who obsessively listened to his next-door neighbor through the wall, I’d think he was a bit of a creeper and also assume he was a stalker. In fact, Ryo crosses pretty blatantly into stalker territory when he starts tracking Satsuki’s movements. To his credit, at least, he doesn’t harass her or make repeated, unwanted contact with her. He respects her wishes, not as a delicate woman who needs a man’s protection, but as another person to whom he happens to be attracted.

But I simply don’t find that kind of character believable, and this is where the movie breaks down. But in pretty much all other ways, I found Man, Woman, and the Wall to be an incisive examination of voyeurism and gender politics, and more importantly, a movie that punches a hole in the wall of defenses that the patriarchy builds to protect and justify men who thrive on controlling women.

*Incidentally, this is also the reason that neither of the two Lolita movies is any good. If you can’t look at a naked 12-year-old girl without feeling like Humbert, this is something about yourself you should probably be aware of before you judge Humbert. Hopefully you can, but neither movie is willing to challenge the audience in this way.