The TSA Nude Body Screening/Junk Touching Saga Continues: Obama remains a douche, wingnuts claim moral high ground

The Obama Administration has got to be the dumbest group of people since whenever the last Geek Squad staff meeting was. They campaign on a platform of not being George W. Bush, and are now dismayed to find that, after almost two years of being strikingly similar to George W. Bush, albeit with a veneer of faux intellectualism rather than faux cowboy homeyness, people didn’t want to vote for Democrats in the midterms.

For example, Obama came into office promising to reverse Bush’s egregious rights violations and protect the American people from the power Bush’s executive branch seized in the midst of a wave of fear and paranoia. Instead, his administration now defends the use of nude body scans and enhanced pat-downs (colloquially known as “touching one’s junk”). At a time when Republicans are calling out the TSA for being overly invasive, Obama should not be taking the authoritarian stance on this.

Don’t get me wrong, the Republicans aren’t doing so out of genuine concern. They’re doing it because the oppose the Obama Administration, which at the moment means every single thing the government does at any level can be disingenuously blamed on Obama. For Obama to lend them credibility by defending the TSA’s actions is going to do serious, serious harm to the Democrats’ image.

Two years ago, I was laughing in the face of people who said that Democrats and Republicans are basically the same. It’s still not really true, but the Democrats have been so ineffective this whole decade, and so afraid of the Republicans that they’d rather defend an atrocious policy inherited from Bush than actually reverse it, that they might as well be. The Republicans’ policy platform was replaced by rhetoric and prejudice a long time ago, but the Democrats’ policy platform appears to have been replaced more recently by watered-down centrism that basically amounts to total inaction.

Let me throw in a quick reminder of a law I read once. You know, one of those really important laws that constitutes the very core of our government? Okay, I’ll stop being subtle; it’s from the Constitution.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

In other words, you may, with probable cause, issue a warrant describing “my junk” as the place to be searched. Until then, you cannot touch it. (Side note: I happen to be in the business of authorizing people to touch my junk; any interested ladies should call me sometime and we’ll see if we can get you a warrant. Hint: probably.)

But the worst part of all this, besides the reminder that Obama is a toothless moderate, is the way conservative pundits are flocking to this issue and pretending to be its liberty-loving champions. To wit (yes, to wit):

The hoi polloi revolt against such outrages is beginning to resemble the TEA Party awakening in 2009. Watch not just for the Goverment pushback to such audacity but some pragmatic hand-wringing from the usual corners of the blogsphere. (source)

Krauthammer’s take, however, is even more hilarious.

Don’t touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter. Don’t touch my junk, Obamacare – get out of my doctor’s examining room, I’m wearing a paper-thin gown slit down the back. Don’t touch my junk, Google – Street View is cool, but get off my street. Don’t touch my junk, you airport security goon – my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I’m a Nigerian nut job preparing for my 72-virgin orgy by blowing my johnson to kingdom come? (source)

Racism? From Krauthammer? Why I never! Every ounce of disingenuous bullshit in Krauthammer’s “champion of human rights” spiel is revealed when he basically says that he’d be A-OK with the junk-touching if they were just touching brown Muslim junk. He and the rest of the wingnuts are convinced that they’re the ones fighting nobly against government intrusion.

But as Amanda Marcotte points out, they’re really just championing white male privilege:

By the way, the choice between scanners and searches isn’t anything new.  I was pulled for a random search in El Paso in August, and I chose the full body scan, because I’ve been patted down with the old procedures before, and if you’re a woman you still feel pretty molested by that.  The shift that’s created all the anger is that the procedures have gotten invasive to the point where men might feel molested.  Don’t fuck with the privileged, man.  The procedures already had a heightened humiliation factor for women, which I’ve experienced myself, but it took making white men feel like women and people of color often do for this to be pushed into the next zone of full blown anger.

So conservatives feel like they have a right to bitch about, and even blame liberals for, security practices that are a logical extension of the policies that began – with those same conservatives’ hearty approval – under Bush. It’s only when their junk is under scrutiny (gross) that they suddenly remember that Benjamin Franklin quote about trading a little liberty for a little security. Before now, they were all for trading liberty for security, as long as minorities made the lion’s share of the sacrifice.

In essence, something that has always been the case is that conservatives will scream BIG GOVERNMENT about two things:
1. Policies that benefit minorities in any way.
2. Policies that chip away in the slightest at white Christian male privilege.

And they won’t even buy you dinner first

The TSA wants to see you naked. As a strident opponent of modesty, I might be willing to get naked for them if they asked, but they don’t. And while I wish I lived in a world where nobody cared about being seen naked, that doesn’t mean I’m going to believe that the TSA or any other authority has the right to see a person naked without that person’s willing consent.

This  all seems fairly obvious, but we live in a post-9/11 world, which means that terrorists are hiding inside your vagina people are scared enough to give up basic freedoms if the government promises to protect them from brown people. The same government that shouldn’t be trusted to provide for your health care or regulate the economy is eminently sincere and trustworthy in its mandate to keep us safe from those outside the straight white male bubble. And if you disagree, you hate our troops and such. (See any of Amanda Marcotte’s many posts on what she calls “security theater” for some excellent reading about this attitude.)

This is the reason that my friend Mike segued immediately from naked TSA scanners to a great dissection of authoritarianism in America. It’s not just the people in authority who are authoritarians, after all – it’s the people underneath them who willingly let them maintain that authority. To use the ever-tasteful prison rape metaphor, they’re basically bending over and letting the government have its way with their buttholes.

There’s not much to say about it that Mike hasn’t already said, so I’m going to look at his point from a different angle: economic authority rather than political and social authority. Granted, the three are inseparably bound together, but that’s the very reason I felt that the economic angle was noticeably absent from Mike’s discussion of governmental authority.

Something I’ve observed in the past few years is the way people submit themselves to the authority of corporations, millionaires and billionaires, property owners in general. To their minds, they’re submitting to the power of the free market, by which reasoning the billionaires deserve their power because something something hard work mumble most productive cough cough invisible hand. Or to put it more legibly, they earned their money – and thus their power – through hard work.

But money is power, and that means that anyone who would tell you that money is a legitimate source of authority is pushing a philosophy of “might makes right.” This alone should be enough to make people shy away from the authority of the free market, except that America as a society actually does believe that might makes right. We have a right to stomp all over Middle Eastern countries precisely because we can, and no matter how many layers of justification we build about WMDs or freedom or security, when those all break down there are still conservative pundits arguing that we have a right to pick a third-world country willy-nilly and shove it against the wall just to show the world how tough and manly America is.

So pointing out the fact that the American people are basically being financially bullied into doing what the rich people want isn’t going to get very far. After all, we live in a country where John Boehner can stand in front of Congress and explicitly state that he’s favoring corporate interests over the good of the people and not get immediately impeached. Democracy can never function if the people want a king, whether that king has a crown or a gigantic net worth.

The rich use their power to influence the political process, as everyone knows, but they also use it to influence social attitudes. They want people to believe that what’s best for the richest is best for everyone; that an unregulated free market will favor people at every income level; that corporations can provide for people’s interests better than government can. And nowhere has this attitude gained more traction than in the US.

Gavin, in a rare bout of coherence, explains it thusly:

On this day in history, that first sentence could be the one that’s the most dense-packed with stupid of all sentences in an Erickson post, and therefore, until proven otherwise, in all of human discourse. “Continue to screw consumers with laws against business” is almost beautiful. It’s a stark, unadorned construction of ideas that required literally decades of work by the postwar right, first in the building of institutions and infrastructure, then in releasing payload after payload of bad-faith claims and contorted analyses into the atmosphere, until at last, a sufficient degree of besozzlement was realized that a sensible moderate-income American might expect to encounter such a phrase outside of the nearly plotless string of laugh-lines that make up a Sinclair Lewis novel.

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The almost-beauty of Erickson’s word-sculpture, and I’ll repeat it: “continue to screw consumers with laws against business,” is that anybody with a lick of, and I quote again: “basic economic sense,” knows that consumers and business are inherently, tautologically, by the nature of what ‘consumers’ and ‘business’ are, opposed in their basic interests. For example, buyers want low prices, while sellers want high prices.

In a larger sense, the great project of the right in America since the reaction against Jacksonianism, or fundamentally since Hamilton, has been to advance the interests of the propertied and wealthy, the employers and sellers, in a system set up to respond to the will of the majority, who necessarily will mostly be employees and buyers.

This is not possible to achieve except by fooling the majority that their interests are different from what they are, manipulating them to exert their political power in various foibles and whoopsies: to shoot wealth away in a circus cannon; to be maneuvered into quarrels with the Blacksons next door and the Juanses around back; to put the car in gear and have the garage door pulled off by a sneaky chain, and that night to have the car driven off skidding and beeping from the wide-open garage; to find clowns switching your water and sewer lines, then run out to have other clowns switch the sewer and gas, then run in and someone flushes the john and blows out all the windows, then run out as clowns enter through the windows, then run back in, etc.

Conservatives were a nervous bunch back in the 40s – the Great Depression had shattered the country’s faith in the unregulated market, not to mention exposed millions of Americans to the realities of living poor; the New Deal had demonstrated that economic regulation actually does benefit most Americans; and World War II took an understandable toll on the popularity of fascism. FDR was more popular than a woman in the men’s locker room, and the Republicans were sweating.

And thus was born the seed of the modern Republican Party, which in recent years has reached the apotheosis of reality-denial, batshit rhetoric, and the replacement of policy with prejudice. It began with Yalta and the replacement of blacks with Communists as the scary group trying to take over America, and they never looked back.

It wasn’t merely a political coup – the wealthy benefit as well from this shift in political discourse, as was the intent. A scapegoat is created. The Pentagon is built to protect against that scapegoat, and to create more enemies to scapegoat later. And ultimately, those who question or attack the authority of the wealthy can be accused of sympathizing with or being a member of the scapegoated group. Basically, you want the Communists/hippies/Satanists/liberals/gays/terrorists to win. And the final result is that, in the middle of a recession so severe that it mirrors the Great Depression in many ways, John Boehner can stand in front of the nation and say, without subtlety or guile, “Don’t worry, rich people. We’ve got your back.”