Emphasis on Twit #13

In theory, Despicable Tweets should allow a real renaissance in what I’m trying to do here with Emphasis on Twit. It’s a veritable goldmine. But I haven’t felt a strong desire to pull material from them because, a) that’d be cheating, and b) it’d be redundant. It’s a fantastic Tumblr that, for the most part, lets the despicable tweets speak for themselves, which is a skill I never really mastered. That said, here’s one that I felt compelled to crib from them:

Okay then. There are two points to make here: 1) Who gives a shit. You have every right to feel that way. In a similar vein, there were and are non-white individuals who believe that their own race really is inferior to whites. (Read Ellison’s The Invisible Man for a vivid portrayal of such a person.) But feeling that way does not invalidate the cause of racial/gender/sexual/everything else equality. Nobody’s forcing you to participate. Well, except when you reap the benefits of a century’s worth of feminist activism, but that’s a landmine I don’t intend to further traverse.

2) As Despicable Tweets points out, the ensuing conversation makes it clear that this person doesn’t really have any coherent idea of what feminism is or is trying to do anyway. Most of it devolves into half-witted transphobia anyway (what any of that has to do with the core of feminism, which doesn’t have the most amazing history of trans acceptance in the first place, is beyond me, but if I know one thing about conservatives it’s that they’re still in the three-year-old phase of being fascinated by their own genitals). In fact for the most part it’s all pretty boring—somebody who thinks they’re hardcore because they cling really hard to the status quo. Bravo.

With that in mind it’s almost not worth making a whole post about this person, but there’s a distinction here that I think is important to keep in mind. As most any feminist knows, you will meet women on a fairly regular basis who do not want anything to do with all that feminism business. On this basis alone I believe it’s important not to judge a person. As a man, telling a woman that I know what’s better for her than she does—i.e. “it’s in your best interests to be feminist, dumbass”—would be just a teensy bit antithetical to feminism. Moreover, many women may well have good reason to choose not to identify as feminists: as I said above, trans people have not always felt 100% welcome within that community, nor, needless to say, have women of color or various other non-white, non-middle-class women. I strongly believe that feminism is getting far better in this regard, but that history doesn’t just go away and I would never fault someone who’s been at the receiving end of it for refusing to ignore it.

And then you have people like the tweeter above who’s just a fuckhead. Again, I try not to make snap judgments, but she really lays her fuckheadedness out pretty plainly for us, which on Twitter takes quite a bit of doing.

Emphasis on Twit #12

(h/t Roy Edroso)

It’s kind of funny that, in order to maintain the pretense that their attacks on women’s healthcare coverage mandates aren’t vilely misogynistic, conservatives and libertarians have to suddenly pretend that employer-subsidized health coverage hasn’t been standard practice for half a century.

Emphasis on Twit #11: #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike edition

Twitter trends have an intriguing feature where they always include at least one hashtag that seems expressly designed to display the worst individuals humanity has to offer. (I mean, I guess if you exclude mass-murdering dictators and shit, though we’ll see some of that shortly.)

One of today’s trending hashtags is #VotingForObamaBidenIsLike, and the results are predictable. Yes, you’ve got your racism…

A little sexism…

Obviously the requisite classism…

Even some ableism!

You’ve also got people who don’t seem to know what a simile is:

https://twitter.com/blakehalltexas/status/234715395985113088

The “don’t know much about history” crowd, as usual, makes a strong showing:

And some amusingly dimwitted miscellany:

Like a decade’s worth of undisclosed tax returns? Wait, wrong candidate.

I don’t know, I think that’d be pretty lovely. Of course, I’m not a mother, so I’d have to assume she has the wrong address.

…Are dart teams a thing? I’m too lazy to Google it.

I don’t think this analogy works. I mean, the passengers didn’t know the ship was going to sink when they bought their tickets…

I dunno, Ross Douthat manages to draw a paycheck from the NYT. Of course, the really baffling thing about that isn’t that he’s conservative so much as that he’s Ross Douthat.

This has been Emphasis on Twit.

Emphasis on Twit #9

Rick Warren is a courageous motherfucker:

You really have to admire the courage and conviction it takes to bloviate about a policy that’s been in place for years in one form or another, cynically and mendaciously pretending that it’s some brand new creeping gubbamint influence, in an attempt to rile up your rubes.

Funny how Rick Warren is zealously determined to follow what the Bible supposedly says about birth control (strangely enough, I can’t find the part that talks about it), but doesn’t see the need to follow what the Bible most definitely says about lying.

Emphasis on Twit #8: Special Ron Paul Newsletter Edition

Via Slacktivist, some valiant soul is performing a public service and continually tweeting quotes from Ron Paul’s infamous newsletters, like a pulsing beacon of ignorance and bigotry radiating into space. Or something.

They swing wildly between racism:

typical Republican anti-woman attitudes:

and sheer kookiness:

Some of them are a little harder to describe…

Uhhhhhhh….

Emphasis on Twit #7

In which neo-Nazis are suddenly big fans of left-wing politics.

http://twitter.com/#!/DinaFraioli/status/94915856496209920

For added fun, note that Ms. Fraioli doesn’t appear to have actually read the article she links to, which describes the Norway terrorist suspect and his views as “right,” “far-right,” and “right-wing” no less than four times.

Emphasis on Twit #4

In which I talk to myself.

http://twitter.com/#!/Triplanetary/status/82169986579308545

http://twitter.com/#!/Triplanetary/status/82170037603024896

http://twitter.com/#!/Triplanetary/status/82170708788133888

http://twitter.com/#!/Triplanetary/status/82170879517274112

http://twitter.com/#!/Triplanetary/status/82171180580220928

Why am I talking to myself, you might wonder? Because after our lovely conversation, @realistic_view deleted his tweets. For the record, his tweets were mostly along the lines of “lol you don’t agree that the government is inherently inefficient, I’m going to pretend that this is a self-evident fact and laugh at you.” So, y’know, good times.