Libertarians: On what planet do they spend most of their time?*

Not the one I live on:

Imagine receiving a paycheck not subject to income tax. The full amount is yours, and you are free to divide it between consumption and investment according to your subjective preferences.

Ah yes, the age-old dilemma. How much of my meager paycheck do I spend on groceries, bills, rent, etc., and how much do I spend short selling stocks?

(Also, seriously, what is the deal with libertarians and Republicans constantly forgetting that payroll taxes exist? The author is American, so you’d think he’d know how US taxes work.)

*Yes, that’s a Barney Frank quote. Also, h/t Jesse Taylor.

Livin’ Large

The_Sims_-_Livin'_Large_CoverartIf I never hear the phrase “live within our means” in the context of the federal budget again, it will be too soon. The great myth that drives both the Village and the media narrative—a myth easy enough to buy into for a bunch of privileged goons who would still have a comfortable retirement to look forward to if Social Security evaporated entirely—is that Americans have been living large, that we’ve come to expect too much from our government.

Come to expect too much? What have we been getting? One of the worst qualities of life in the developed world, gun violence and incarceration rates that even Russia would consider ridiculous, crumbling infrastructure, expensive and inefficient profit-driven healthcare, ballooning costs for increasingly ineffective higher education… if this is living large by modern standards, the people of Northern Europe must be living on the set of Star Trek.

The truth is that America has been living large, but Americans have not, with the obvious few exceptions. We’re an empire with military force projected all over the globe, after all, and empires project their military force to gain tangible material and cultural benefits. Instead of tea and spices, of course, our main import is economic and military acquiescence, which may not sound tangible, but I assure you it has the power to make Dick Cheney rock hard. (We get the tea and spices, too, of course, but that’s a secondary perk at this point.)

Just to fill in the gaps a little, let me remind you that despite conservatives generally being big fans of hard currency, it was Nixon who finally detached the US Dollar from gold, and also add as a hint that one of Saddam Hussein’s last acts as a sovereign leader was to make some offhand comments about maybe starting to sell his oil in euros instead of dollars. America’s great imperial project, one apparently so subtle that modern gold-obsessed libertarians are too dense to notice it, has been to transform the US Dollar into the world economy’s new gold, because as the sovereign issuer of said US Dollar, that gives the US government some enormous advantages.

If these things seem rather high-level, that’s sort of the point: as Americans, we certainly benefit greatly from them—it would be grossly disingenuous to pretend that we do not—but they’re not for us. We might generally prefer the peace of mind of affordable healthcare that doesn’t constantly threaten to bankrupt us, or financial systems that don’t put us at the mercy of Mitt Romney’s colleagues, rather than the more profitable adventures in supplying terrorists and drug runners with guns so that we can later bomb them and any children who happen to be in their vicinity, but nobody cares what we prefer. At any rate, while we’re certainly in the top tier of quality of life in the world, we’re scraping against the very bottom of that tier. We know what a modern industrialized society is capable of providing for its citizens, and we’re not getting it.

So this persistent myth that we’re demanding too much of our government and living large off of it is irritating and infuriating. If the fat trimmed from America’s exorbitant lifestyle must come from our pantry rather than from our imperial playroom, we’re looking at a banana republic quality of life, because there’s not as much buffer between that and where we are now as Obama seems to imagine. My only question is this: why is it becoming conventional wisdom that we don’t have a right to expect anything better?

We can all be capitalists! and other fuckwitted ideas

A couple weeks ago, Wonkette covered the wingnut antitruth, popular among the various faux-intellectual right-wing think tanks, that Thanksgiving is a celebration of the triumph of capitalism over socialism. As the story goes, the Pilgrims tried the whole socialism thing, nearly starved, then realized the folly of their ways and finally got their invisible hand out of their pants and got to work like good capitalists.

It’s probably obvious enough why this whole notion is fuckheaded, but you should read the article either way because it’s great. But what strikes me most about this whole revisionist history is that, as an anarcho-socialist linked to in the Wonkette piece points out, the glorious free market utopia the Pilgrims build in the wingnut tale isn’t actually capitalist.

Let’s look at the setup again: each family has its own farm and each family keeps the fruits of its labor. And that’s basically it. Now, if that sounds like capitalism to you because of all the mumble mumble bootstraps mumble mumble, ask yourself this question: who, in this scenario, are the capitalists?

Syndrome

“And when everyone’s a capitalist… no one will be.”

If you answered, “Everyone,” congratulations! That’s a really dumb answer! Such an arrangement cannot, by definition, be capitalistic. Just as you can’t be a predator without prey, and you can’t be a salesperson without a customer, you can’t be a capitalist without laborers. Capitalism is, by definition, a system wherein the means of production are owned by somebody other than the people who do the actual labor of production.

“But wait,” you might say. “Couldn’t that also describe feudalism?” Yes, yes it could. Congratulations, you’ve just spotted the man who’s been behind the curtain for the past 600 years. You know, the one who hides his uselessness by handing out worthless facades of fulfillment.

The notion that even ordinary Joes and Janes like you and me can be capitalists too is merely the latest con job used to keep the laborers from noticing that they’re being screwed. 401(k)s, the widespread availability of credit, and the push for universal home ownership are all Reaganomics-era innovations designed to give you the illusion of control over your financial life while, hilariously, actually serving as yet more vectors by which to transform you into a serf. You may also recognize these things as being major factors in the recent economic crisis.

Anyway, it’s that particular con that the narrative of Pilgrims as Noble Capitalists was designed to serve. The fact that it’s incoherent and ahistorical, not to mention the fact that you’ll never see Warren Buffet subsisting entirely on the produce of his own two hands, is irrelevant. The fact that these supposed champions of capitalism don’t even seem to understand what capitalism is is also irrelevant, because what they’re actually championing is class inequality and the suppression of labor rights. So yeah.

Emphasis on Twit #8: Special Ron Paul Newsletter Edition

Via Slacktivist, some valiant soul is performing a public service and continually tweeting quotes from Ron Paul’s infamous newsletters, like a pulsing beacon of ignorance and bigotry radiating into space. Or something.

They swing wildly between racism:

typical Republican anti-woman attitudes:

and sheer kookiness:

Some of them are a little harder to describe…

Uhhhhhhh….

Do we really need a federal government that does more than bomb and arrest non-white people?

In the wake of Hurricane Irene, Fox News has a new entry in its “Do We Really Need [Insert Literally Any Government Agency or Program]?” genre of editorial. It’s entitled “Do We Really Need a National Weather Service?”, and it’s at least as goofy as it sounds:

Today the NWS justifies itself on public interest grounds. It issues severe weather advisories and hijacks local radio and television stations to get the message out. It presumes that citizens do not pay attention to the weather and so it must force important, perhaps lifesaving, information upon them.

That’s just like the dagblasted government, innit, with all the presuming? They presume I don’t have a gun and a strong willingness/desire to shoot anyone who approaches me on the street, so they go all nanny state and provide police; they presume I don’t have a Hummer, so they go building roads when, as a rugged individualist, I would be happy to just plow over virgin terrain (sexual undertones totally unintended, because my Hummer is decidedly not a penis replacement).

But in all seriousness, how are citizens to pay attention to the weather if somebody isn’t collecting data about it for them? Of course, there are plenty of enterprising private businesses that are happy to fulfill this function, but as with all things, the relationship between such businesses and the government is a bit more complex than in Republican Fantasyland:

In addition to WeatherBug weather station data, WeatherBug integrates data from sources such as the National Weather Service (NWS) and World Meteorological Organization (WMO) (via WeatherBug.com)

Information from the National Weather Service, such as severe weather alerts and current conditions, is transmitted to custom equipment at each cable location (via Weather.com)

But let’s return to Fox News:

A few seconds’ thought reveals how silly this is. The weather might be the subject people care most about on a daily basis. There is a very successful private TV channel dedicated to it, 24 hours a day, as well as any number of phone and PC apps.

Yes, but… you were just talking about those weather alerts that “hijack” our TV and radio stations. Your counterpoint to the necessity of those is that people pay attention to the weather on their own, but does the average citizen really flip from Everybody Loves Raymond to The Weather Channel every time a commercial comes on? Because that’d be pretty much the only way to replace the functionality of those invasive, nanny-state weather alerts. Sure, it may be a relief annoyance when that blaring klaxon blocks out Ray Romano’s voice, but if you’re more concerned with catching the punchline of a sitcom joke than with saving lives, potentially including your own, I’m just not sure you’re equipped to participate in a democracy.

Outside the Fox News bubble, Ron Paul helpfully paints a picture of life in that glorious utopia in which the government doesn’t meddle in our weather:

After a lunch speech today, Ron Paul slammed the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, and said that no national response to Hurricane Irene is necessary.

“We should be like 1900; we should be like 1940, 1950, 1960,” Paul said. “I live on the Gulf Coast; we deal with hurricanes all the time. Galveston is in my district.

Of course, between 6,000 and 12,000 people died in the Galveston Hurricane of 1900, but that’s the time period we should be emulating! Sure, more people died preventable deaths due to lack of emergency preparations, but you know what’s more important than human lives? Low tax rates.

(h/t Pandagon commenter sacundim)

You’re trying to explain, but Rand Paul is just sticking his fingers in his ears and humming

Senator Rand Paul

Note to Rand Paul: Tax cuts don't work, and neither does that hair cut.

Washington Monthly ran an article a few days ago entitled “Explaining ‘Penny Wise, Pound Foolish’ to Rand Paul.” And indeed that sounds like a difficult proposition, but not because Rand Paul is dumb, but because he’s not listening.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), labeled “America’s Dumbest Senator” by some, was flabbergasted. “It’s curious that only in Washington can you spend $2 billion and claim that you’re saving money,” he said. “The idea or notion that spending money in Washington somehow is saving money really flies past most of the taxpayers.”

Yes, that is some incredibly stupid stuff, but let’s pause to consider here: is it really, genuinely possible for Rand Paul to believe this nonsense? Does the senator not have a single insurance policy, investment, even a single savings account? Of course he does. Senator Paul, an ophthalmologist, ran a private practice at some point in his life, so presumably he’s familiar with the principle of spending money to make money. After all, you have to buy a bunch of ophthalmology equipment in order to run a practice, and you may even have to (gasp!) go into debt to do so.

If you were to couch the principle of spending money now to save even more money in the future in business terms, in other words, Rand Paul would agree unquestionably. And yet he’ll stand there and say astoundingly stupid things like, “It’s curious that only in Washington can you spend $2 billion and claim that you’re saving money.”

I believe that these kinds of statements come naturally to Paul, and I believe that he really believes them on some level, which does make him profoundly stupid. But I don’t believe he’s stupid because he’s stupid. I believe he’s stupid because he’s a self-interested liar.

Rand Paul doesn’t want to spend billions of dollars to prevent seniors from starving, and the reasons he doesn’t want to do that are far too unpleasant and inhuman for him to actually articulate. That’s all “fiscal responsibility” has ever been for conservatives, after all – a veneer to mask the fact that they’d rather see old people starving in the streets than let a single tax dollar go to some unwashed prole.

Taxation is equivalent to theft, slavery, and any other bad nouns you care to throw out there

Free to pursue liberty as a matter of pure principle, Nozick let nothing stand in his way. Should we tax the rich to feed the poor? Absolutely not, as “taxation of earnings is on par with forced labor.” (Or more precisely: “Taking the earnings of n hours of labor is like taking n hours from the person.”) Well, isn’t at least some redistribution necessary on the basis of need? “Need a gardener allocate his services to those lawns which need him most?”

Okay, Nozick, let’s make a deal. No more taxation whatsoever – for those who actually do labor. Workers, laborers, the people on the factory floors or in the mine shafts? We won’t tax them. Wouldn’t want to steal their labor, after all. But we’ll continue taxing owners, investors, capitalist masters in general, since they don’t actually do any labor. (Well, for those who both own a company and actually labor for it, as is the case with many small businesses, we’ll let them report separate labor hours and management hours or something. It’ll all be very complicated, but I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s worth it in the name of LIBERTY.)

There, now that we’re not taxing labor anymore, nobody’s getting robbed! So you’re with me on this, right, libertarians? What? You’re not? Could it be that you’re using a completely mendacious definition of words like “labor” and “productive” and that all your bloviating about liberty is just a sham to advance the interests of those who already have piles of money? Why I never!

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Never let Republicans tell you they love America

Nick Kristoff offers some apt comparisons that demonstrate how much Republican policy resembles the way the most corrupt countries on our planet are run:

I spend a fair amount of time reporting in developing countries, from Congo to Colombia. They’re typically characterized by minimal taxes, high levels of inequality, free-wheeling businesses and high military expenditures. Any of that ring a bell?

In Latin American, African or Asian countries, I sometimes see shiny tanks and fighter aircraft — but schools that have trouble paying teachers. Sound familiar?

Developing countries often find themselves in a bit of a bind when it comes to these issues. Their governments are eager to stimulate economic development, and the vast income inequalities they commonly face make them more susceptible than usual to the suggestions of the wealthy. Sure, common sense suggests that if everyone in your country makes a decent amount of money, the economy will flourish because you have all these people who can buy stuff. But getting them to that point looks awfully hard compared to just throwing your lot in with the guys who are already on top.

In some cases, that’s giving these governments too much credit, but my point is that even well-meaning governments of third-world countries can find themselves trapped. There’s certainly no reason to assume that the government of any given African country is less well-meaning than the government of the United States, which some exceptions.

And the reason not to assume that is because the US government has absolutely no excuse for the levels of poverty and income inequality that exists within its borders, but allows it anyway. And it’s the Republican Party that primarily wants to continue down that road, with its attempts to dismantle Medicare, its refusal to even attempt to stimulate job growth, and its resistance to regulation. Does transforming the US into a poverty-ridden third world country sound like an America-loving, patriotic thing to do?

Kristoff refers to the most highly inequitable societies as “quasi-feudal, stratified by social class, held back by a limited sense of common purpose.” That’s exactly the kind of society that conservatives and libertarians envision for America. A “sense of common purpose” was something the founders of our country tried very hard to build upon and wield – it was a sense of common purpose that led the American colonies to unite and overthrow British rule.

The Founding Fathers (I’ve been trying to avoid the gendered term, but our cultural mythos are unfortunately male-centric) get enough blowjobs, and I’m not trying to give them more. My intent is to point out the discrepancy between the goals of the founders that the GOP claims to cherish, and the goals of the GOP itself. The GOP has done everything in its power to demolish any sense of common purpose that might have once been inherent in American society.

In part, this is the inevitable result of all that talk of individualism and self-reliance that the GOP peddles. But it’s not like it’s some unintended consequence – it’s fully intended. Because by eliminating the idea of common purpose, conservatives have succeeded in convincing a large percentage of Americans that the wealthy shouldn’t be expected to contribute anything to the operation or welfare of our country. The end of this road is scary:

You can tell the extreme cases by the hum of diesel generators at night. Instead of paying taxes for a reliable electrical grid, each wealthy family installs its own powerful generator to run the lights and air-conditioning. It’s noisy and stinks, but at least you don’t have to pay for the poor.

I’ve always made fun of these countries, but now I see echoes of that pattern of privatization of public services in America. Police budgets are being cut, but the wealthy take refuge in gated communities with private security guards. Their children are spared the impact of budget cuts at public schools and state universities because they attend private institutions.

Mass transit is underfinanced; after all, Mercedes-Benzes and private jets are much more practical, no? And maybe the most striking push for reversal of historical trends is the Republican plan to dismantle Medicare as a universal health care program for the elderly.

As Kristoff indicates, this is a reality that many people around the world are already living in. It would hardly be any worse if Americans had to live in it as well (although obviously no better, either), but the fact that this is what Republicans are actively trying to make America into really puts the lie to their claims of patriotism and loving America.

Libertarianism is an anti-human position

A triumph of libertarianism

Earlier this month, The Onion posted a hilarious deconstruction of the GOP’s obstructionist politics. When it comes to The Onion I would normally say that reading the headline is sufficient, but in this case the entire article is awesome. But modern-day conservatives and libertarians have apparently gotten so ridiculous that even The Onion can’t parody them anymore.

Why? Because through the somewhat indirect route of a spitfight between Mark Kleiman (UPDATE: apologies to Mr. Kleiman for initially spelling his name wrong) and The Volokh Conspiracy’s Jonathan Adler, Sasha Volokh has decided to share his personal opinion that, well, maybe spending taxpayer money on asteroid defense isn’t okay. In his words:

I don’t speak for all libertarians, but I think there’s a good case to be made that taxing people to protect the Earth from an asteroid, while within Congress’s powers, is an illegitimate function of government from a moral perspective. I think it’s O.K. to violate people’s rights (e.g. through taxation) if the result is that you protect people’s rights to some greater extent (e.g. through police, courts, the military). But it’s not obvious to me that the Earth being hit by an asteroid (or, say, someone being hit by lightning or a falling tree) violates anyone’s rights; if that’s so, then I’m not sure I can justify preventing it through taxation.

This is how you know a libertarian really believes his or her own bullshit. Any libertarian would object to spending taxpayer money on preventing lightning strikes or lethal falling trees – after all, any money spent on ordinary people is money that could have gone into a billionaire’s pocket. That’s the real-life reason behind libertarians’ anti-government position. Many of them don’t actually believe that “big government” would be bad for the general populace; they make that claim in order to mask the fact that they don’t give a shit about the general populace and are far more concerned with their financial interests.

But Volokh isn’t lying when he says he believes big government is wrong. That doesn’t mean he’s some kind of hypothetical principled libertarian (which, much like the abominable snowman, can never exist in real life; everyone knows that snowmen are cute and cuddly, just as everyone knows that libertarians have no principles beyond protecting the interests of the wealthy). It just means that he’s internalized and accepted that the libertarian notion of “rights” has absolutely nothing to do with the actual good or welfare of the population.

To be a genuine, believing libertarian, you have to completely lose sight of why things like “rights” and “morals” exist. You have to forget that concepts like property and currency were invented to improve human welfare, and that to defend them at the exclusion of human welfare is to render them useless.

Obviously not all libertarians believe that it would be immoral to use taxpayer money to stop an asteroid, but there are two points to be observed here: First, libertarianism creates an intellectual atmosphere in which you can claim that it’s for any reason immoral to stop a deadly asteroid without feeling like a complete fool; and second, Volokh’s position is not a ridiculous caricature of libertarianism, but a logical extension of it. If he thinks it’s wrong for the government to spend some billionaire’s money to save a bunch of non-billionaires, even if it means the billionaire dies too, it’s no wonder he thinks it’s wrong to spend some billionaire’s money on healthcare.